Saturday, October 02, 2010

Around the world in One Buck

I was recently going through an article on Lonely Planet, that talks about how you can spend an entire day in under 50 dollars in different parts of the world. While pretty insightful in itself, I started wondering - what really is the value of one buck across the world? Most of us have heard of the Big Mac Index, where PPP across different economies are compared based on the price of the Big Mac burgers. This is my own twist to that index, based on what I have experienced in course of my travels.

What can you do with your last dollar in different cities across the world?


Munich/Berlin: Roughly 70 Euro Cents, you can treat yourself to a medium sized pretzel (without cheese) or half a cup of hot wine. Walk down to the nearest park and watch locals ice-skating while you sip the hot wine. That should get you set for the cold winters.

Paris: For 70 cents in Paris, you get to answer nature’s call once at Gare de l’Est rest room. Thats right, cause 70 cents is what you need to put in the turnstile to enter the rest room at any railway station in Paris! Talk about entry barriers. Expensive shit!

Madrid: No Tapas for you, but you can surely walk down to Plaza Mayor and tip the street musicians and listen to some amazing music. You will find artists playing all kinds of instruments, ranging from castanets to the tambourine, each capable of holding you spellbound for hours. Madrid has one of the best set of street musicians across Europe, you don't really need to be a music connoisseur's to appreciate and enjoy it.

Zurich: A dollar gets you close to one Swiss Franc (CHF), buy one small cube of Swiss cheese (the cheaper variety of course) from any Coop outlet. The touts will of course try to sell you one of the DDLJ-cow-bell souvenirs if realize you are an Indian, but with only 1 Franc, you either need to be a very good bargainer or the guy needs to be really dumb for you to pick it up. Else use that money to send one SMS/E-mail from any of the public phone booths, asking your dad for more money:D

Oslo: A dollar, or 6 Kroners (NOK), gets you 1/3rd of a cup of coffee from a vending machine or the nearest 7-eleven/Narvesan shop. Absolutely nothing else. Norway is a freakishly expensive country even by European standards.If you think Aurora Borealis make for a spectacular sight, remember that no good things in life come cheap.

Rome: One journey on any public transport (subway, tram or bus), the ticket cost being independent of the distance. So walk around the Colosseum, explore the roman ruins and then take that tram ride across the river to Vatican. There, you have seen it all in Rome, and done it as the Romans do.

Chennai: Full plate unlimited south Indian meals at most decent restaurants with unlimited servings of rice, poriyal, sambar, rasam, curd, papad and pickle, end it with a filter coffee too. But don't expect to travel any distance greater than 1 km in the auto; No sir you can’t!

Bratislava: Contrary to what you may have seen in the movie “Eurotrip”, a dollar only entitles you to a glass of zincica (sheep milk) or a cup of sauerkraut soup at any of the Salas (local restaurant chain). Both can get you hungry again real quick. Unless you already have a couple of shots of Absinthe inside you...

Singapore: 1.3 SGD, good enough for a 500ml bottle of coke zero or one cup of coffee at the McCafe. Buy one, sit at the Esplanade and enjoy the sun set over the Marina Bay Sands and the CBD skyline. A photographer's delight and an architect's fantasy, combined into one awesome experience.

Bangkok: 1 buck gives you a rough equivalent of 30 Thai Baht, which can buy you a full meal at any of the road side shops consisting of rice (boiled/sticky), one serving each of two different vegetables and a omelette, along with a glass of crushed ice. With a straw. Why crushed ice? You can then pour water or coke or milk or any other beverage of your choice into it, and then slowly sip it with straw. Atleast thats the way locals do it.

The obvious missing from the above list is the greenback’s land of origin, the US of A. But then I have never been to that part of the world, so I really have no clue what a buck can fetch you out there. Guess that one shouldn't be very far away, doing what I do for a living.

P.S.: All things mentioned above are from memory and from the time I travelled to these places, so they may not necessarily be relevant today

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Tatkal : Super frust ticketing

Lets head to Bangalore this weekend. It will be great to hangout with the guys and relive some of the old memories”. I make a few calls, set it up with the guys. Plans are in place. Its already Tuesday, so the chances of getting my hands on a confirmed ticket on any of the trains is as good as that of Gordon Brown becoming the PM again. So I think, “Lets get up in the morning and book a Tatkal ticket. I will be online by 8, it should be a breeze”. tch tch…so naive.

So I go to bed in the night thinking, I have to get up early tomorrow, atleast by 7:45 am. Alarm is set, but am yet to get hang of my new cell phone, and thus creeps in the discomfort…what if I dont get up on time? These Bangalore tickets get sold out faster than hot cakes, even 10 minutes delay can mean travelling in one of those god-forbidden Volvos…shudder! My all-forms-of-road-transport-phobia leads to a sleepless night, and over countless open-eyed moments through the night, I look at the glowing wall clock. 06:30 am…enough, going back to sleep again can be catastrophic. So i get up, do my morning chores, warm up my laptop and check my internet connection. www.google.com - fast and easy, the net connection seems to be in order.

0800 hrs…there goes the clock. I open the irctc website, the home page comes up in a jiffy. I-am-in-luck! Remember the golden rule - minimum transaction on irctc website, so open cleartrip website in another tab (god bless tabbed browsing) to track availability. Meanwhile enter the login credentials on irctc, hit enter…the page goes blank, its loading. See availability on the cleartrip site…08:05, already 30 tickets gone in each of the 3 trains…damn! 08:06 - irctc still loading, not even the navigation appears. 08:08 - still nothing…hit escape. Lets try re-entering. This time, even home page doesnt appear! Damn these sarkari sites…lets try IE, am sure they didnt optimise it for Firefox. 08:10…IE appears with the message “connecting…” (what does it have to connect to when the home page is about:blank???) 08:12 - IE stabilises, enter irctc website - 2 minutes, still no luck. 08:15 - they must be fast running out of tickets now!!! back to firefox - still no sign of the irctc home page. ohk…forget irctc, lets book in cleartrip itself…saving the extra 20 bucks is not worth this much trouble.

click on “book”…smooth transition to next page. Aha…finally something going my way. Enter passenger details - check. Time - 08:22. This 1 Mbps connection has to come good some day. Click on “pay”…waiting. 08:24. another minute of page loading…”There seems to be some problem. Like people, our servers also has some cranky days. Please try later” Whaat! 08:28…dont think there would any tickets left. Any point in buying W/L tickets in Tatkal? Dont think so…lets try again.

Restart Firefox. irctc? naah…cleartrip. search - 12 available. There is still hope. “Book”…enter passenger details…click “pay”. Loading for another frustrating 100 seconds “Just a moment” the page reads…whatever! And then I see it….appearing in parts. Oh yeah…the payment page is here. Green coloured label reading 7 tickets available. quick - enter credit card details. What was the expiry date again??? Oops..now where did I leave my wallet last night? Look under the bed…not there. On table…you must be kidding. Under the humoungous pile of clothes….BINGO! Found it. Enter the details, click next….”You are being redirected to Verified by Visa“. Keep going…asks for my password. Enter. Page loading….surely it must be done now. 08:37.

Page cannot be displayed…” what??? what happened there. Murphy at work! What a time for the server to crash…why does this happen to me??? Try F5…still the same. Did I do something wrong? Open another tab…try google.com, the surefire test for the internet connection. “Page cannot be displayed…” ab kya hua? A drop of sweat forms on my forehead, and drips on to the keyboard. Oh chennai heat…

Wait a second…wasn’t I sitting under a fan? Where did the sweat come from? I look up…and the fan is not moving. THE FAN IS NOT MOVING! Power cut….OMG they cut the power in the house. Yes I have a laptop with a working battery, but the modem still needs power. I am doomed. 08:55…there is no way I can make it to Bangalore now. I give up…might as well get ready for office. Will call the guys from office and let them know I wont make it.

What a disappointing start to the day. So I wake up, have my bath, eat my breakfast and start for office. 09:30 - Where’s that mobile of mine…ah here it is, under the pillow. “You have 1 unread message”…must be one of those Docomo ads, asking me to pay 10 bucks a week to listen some mumbo-jumbo about astrology and my future. Who cares…I can see my future. I am not going to bangalore this weekend. Sigh. Let me atleast delete this message…unread message leave an ugly icon on my dashboard. “Read Message” - “YOUR TKT BOOKED. PNRNO ^^%$%$ from MAS to SBC“….IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

whooo...I got my ticket. That final transaction did go through! close to 90 minutes of hardwork and frustration…finally paid off :). Felt like the world was good to me all over again. Look out Bangalore, here I come. And Tatkal booking…never again. LESSON LEARNED. PERIOD.