This happened a few weeks back. I was in Mumbai, at my cousin’s place. It was a Saturday evening and we were lazing out in front of TV watching a very popular movie awards being given away (don’t remember which one, there are so many of them). After almost two hours of BLACK, lots of BLACK and still more of BLACK, we soon got pretty bored watching more and more of Sanjay Leela Bansali. And then, came the award for Best Singer award. And surprise surprise, (or for most of us, shock shock) its Himesh Reshammiya!
And it took not more than 5 minutes (1 min for typing the message, 1 minute for transmission and 3 minutes for my 3610 to detect and receive it), along came Nick’s SMS. As soon as I saw it was Nick’s, I knew he was also watching the awards show somewhere on this earth. As it turned out, it was a condolence message, mourning the so called death of Hindi Music.
Nick’s exasperation is quite understandable. He is definitely one of the most out spoken critics of Himesh Reshammiya. One can not blame him, because of you have ever lived in hostel 6, and had food in its mess, being subjected to the “Aashiq Banaya Aapne” a zillion times in the span of few weeks, you would be in the same place. As he puts it, “Ah-Sick-Banaya Aapne”! All thanks to this particular mess worker of ours, whose name I do not know, but who keeps it going with his own “singing” during those power cuts, making us dread the process of eating in mess day in and day out.
His rancour reached its zenith recently when he started going around the campus, asking people for his address so that he can go and kill him! It turned out that Himesh Reshammiya’s new album got released, and nick’s quest to find out the meaning of “Suroor” drove him over the edge. Poor chap.
The latest bout came in the form of the following SMS …
“Who is Himesh reshammiya?
a) The lead monkey in the story "Monkeys and the cap seller"
b) Leader of "come what may, we won’t save"
c) Next step in the evolution of donkeys...”
I am sure there is a blog somewhere around the corner, some place for him to vent out all his furore. What say Nick?
And it took not more than 5 minutes (1 min for typing the message, 1 minute for transmission and 3 minutes for my 3610 to detect and receive it), along came Nick’s SMS. As soon as I saw it was Nick’s, I knew he was also watching the awards show somewhere on this earth. As it turned out, it was a condolence message, mourning the so called death of Hindi Music.
Nick’s exasperation is quite understandable. He is definitely one of the most out spoken critics of Himesh Reshammiya. One can not blame him, because of you have ever lived in hostel 6, and had food in its mess, being subjected to the “Aashiq Banaya Aapne” a zillion times in the span of few weeks, you would be in the same place. As he puts it, “Ah-Sick-Banaya Aapne”! All thanks to this particular mess worker of ours, whose name I do not know, but who keeps it going with his own “singing” during those power cuts, making us dread the process of eating in mess day in and day out.
His rancour reached its zenith recently when he started going around the campus, asking people for his address so that he can go and kill him! It turned out that Himesh Reshammiya’s new album got released, and nick’s quest to find out the meaning of “Suroor” drove him over the edge. Poor chap.
The latest bout came in the form of the following SMS …
“Who is Himesh reshammiya?
a) The lead monkey in the story "Monkeys and the cap seller"
b) Leader of "come what may, we won’t save"
c) Next step in the evolution of donkeys...”
I am sure there is a blog somewhere around the corner, some place for him to vent out all his furore. What say Nick?
7 comments:
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Well, the post on Ms.Him-ass-Race me-aah and Emraan Kiss-me is lying in some corner of a notebook,for I hardly attend classes these days!!
Vent out your anger here!
He is leader of 'come what may, we wont shave!
Well....don'e aggravate nikhil...
I don't want him in priison!
now i was planing a post on teaching people how to sing like him
1. tilt ur head at angle of 40 degree app..
2. hold the mike in the toothbrush style...
3. close ur nose with other hand....
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@bow-bow..
nice one.
well bow-bow missed 1 more thing....
Crying b4 he actually starts singin...
Remember AAh-Sick... Ooooooooooo......OOOOOOooooooooo....
Hey Dude!
Nice Blog. i am really impressed! Keep it up!
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