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The decision of PM and Arjun Singh last week of getting reservations in premier institutes like IIMs, IITs and NITs raised a huge furore on virtual world too. Messages being pased around, strikes being called, orkut communities and yahoo groups being created, and tons of other such activities. but i wonder how many of them realise that this is not going to help in anyway. I mean, do they seriously think that our PM and president spend most of their time on orkut!!!

Anyway, check out this interesting scenario:

Suppose we have job reservations in all the fields. I mean ALL of them. Even sports. Com'on, aren't they called "professionals". Even that is a job.

Let's start the reservation with our cricket team too. BCCI should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. Theboundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kmph.

And then since there is only a minimum limit and no maximum, lets fill the whole indian team with them.

To hell with Chappel and his De Bono theories on thinking hats (6 colours at that!!!)

Dekhte hai phir world cup jeetne se kaun rokta hai!!!

WI, here we come.